Stories of Tie Up Games

TheOldPirate wrote: ↑2 days ago

Xtc wrote: ↑4 years ago ... a favourite Dave Allan joke:

Oh man, I used to love Dave Allen.

In the days before only bad guys smoked on television.

What? No crumpled paper?

Welcome to the "League of Crap-Handwriters", the upper bit is nearly as poor as mine but my best is poorer than the bottom half.
Thank God for the invention of the keyboard.

Glad about that. I shall eagerly await the revised ending.


. . . Well, where is it?

On never knows; perhaps Patrick will learn?

Thanks for replying to the tale, it made me feel better.

"Oh, I'm sure Kur's birthday will be completely uneventful."

Yeah, right!

I hope all the boys can take at least one day off work following the games.

I'm sure they didn't set him up for it. He merely made an unwise decision. Now his poor carers will have to do some extra work.

THE STATE NEVER MAKES MISTAKES (2) The Induction Cell When the helmet had been removed and the stifling hood unstrapped, Patrick realised gradually why he was no longer able to move. The induction cell was equipped for “interview” and medical examination. He found his ankles restrained by a metal b...

Hmmm . . .
I see it happen with others.

I am not into tech but perhaps someone else might be able to help.
@cj2125, @Johnsnow, @Veracity, @Solarbeast, @chadmc90
Please can you give our friend a better explanation than I have managed?
Thanks.

Thanks, @blackbound, may I suggest "calves to thighs"?

Oh, come on, @Pup Wingletang, don't be so harsh; I am old and easily cofused!

Sorry, I don't understand "Tie their ankles to their calves" or have I missed something. Does that imply right ankle to left knee or somethign like that?

Because you closed your account, this is gong to take quite some time.

Can't find any record of faye2013.
If you changed your account, that might account for it.
If you have a link to one of the posts on the account that you want deleted, please send a link.

It would.
Such requests often leave gaps in existing threads so it is something I don't like to do.
Please confirm in positive terms if you would like me to do so and I shall see what I shall do.
I shall, however, need an accurate username.

It would.
Such requests often leave gaps in existing threads so it is something I don't like to do.
Please confirm in positive terms if you would like me to do so and I shall see what I shall do.

I've e-mailed you.
If it hasn't worked, please reply to this with more detail.
xtc

As I said: as long as the State never makes mistakes.
It does seem, however, to deal with the "justice delayed is justice denied" dilemma.

There are so many rules . . .

THE STATE NEVER MAKES MISTAKES (1) Patrick Heinz [/b] He’d always agreed with the “two strikes and you’re out” law. Scum like that deserved to die. That’s why Patrick was brought up so short when the knock came at his door. Well, not the knock so much as the aftermath. He opened the door only to se...

As I have written elsewhere, I am in no state, at present, to write anything that doesn't turn nasty.
However, as a catharsis, I shall post a story that was written some time ago.
No smut in this one but I am posting it in the adult section due to its unpleasant content.

Thanks, I might know more when they get back this afternoon.

Seems to be e very well-equipped group.

SORRY FOLKS, MY LIFE HAS GONE FOR A SHIT I don't think I can complete this year's episode. Every time I try to complete it, I just write nastiness. Although nastiness has its place in stories, it would be out of place in this rather whimsical tale. Sorry, perhaps next Yule or perhaps the tale has j...