Thanks [mention]cj2125[/mention] Still trying to catch up with things I missed here, because of hyper-active phase...
You reminded me that I hadn't posted the follow ups to the Monte bros here. After all, they're quite in the spirit of this gallery.
With the texts:
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"After the 'Antelope' Lafitte abduction turned into a predictible fiasco, the unfamous Monte brothers discovered that the bleeding-heart judges of their youth had vanished somewhere toward the end of the last century and were sentenced to a zillion years in a federal correctional facility. Hurricane Cindy, combined with an old-style prison riot was their key to the great escape. (Yes, they are lucky bastards!)
Somewhere on their way back to their beloved Apaloochee county, hidding under torrential rain at an interstate rest stop; they got even luckier.
The Unicorns also had to deal with the stormy weather: emergency landing at St Louis, the nine of them - plus chaperon/dance coach - forced to rent a minibus to make it on time to their next gig in Florida. After a few hours, the Coach needed a leak and Roo was tired of anxiously driving the quite big vehicle under the deluge and all his friends in the back; too happy to give him back the wheel. (His 'under-adult supervision' license was only a few days old...)
As soon as the Coach had left the van, Jumbo and Sneaky-B barged in with their prison-made "knifes" and mean guys look. Roo did as told and stepped on the gas... (unvoluntary, spectacular drift-style departure...)
Then started a funny game of "who'd we keep with us?" The Montes have that instinctive - and counter-intuitive for everyone else - knowledge that groups of people are surprinsingly easy to handle with threats; but nine is almost a crowd and the Unicorns are all in good shape... Four of them seemed enough to serve as hostages for the reminder of their escape and they had to move quick before the coach called the cops. The "lucky" fives - so to speak, they were to be dropped under the storm, in the middle of nowhere - would call him and convey the usual "not a word before we release the kids" warning...
Roo was still at the wheel, easy choice. And a panicked/protective reaction from him when Diego had been directly threatened told Sneaky-B The Diegs, all deer eyes and wavy hair, made a good second pick. Joey, their smaller, blond and Puck-look-alike friend made a natural-born hostage and Jumbo said the dark-haired guy with a boyish face - that'd be Sage - looked like he could make fun troubles that would have to be dealt with. The bully way of measuring people...
They kept on teasing the unlucky four youngsters, the odd krew exited the freeway and they sent poor Roo on a "ductape shopping mission" at the first MonsterMart. Sneaky-B used the occasion to confirm his insight, playing nasty with The Diegs to upset Roo further...
Back on the bus, another slippery hour of shacky driving and lame, predictible jokes from the bros and a sinister cabin in the woods appeared in the headlights. (Jumbo had taken the wheel and seemed to know where he was going. They have cousins all over the neighboring states and thus know where the vacant, remote cabins are...)
The four hoodies-and-sweatpants-clad boys were rushed into the wooden, dirty shack and soon found themselves expansively covered in shiny tape, tied back to back and two by two.
Personal appreciation of the incident depended on each of the hostaged boys. Roo appreciated that Dilon/Sneaky-B was uninventive enough to tied him to Diego - a real bastard would know better - so physical contact would somehow lift them up a bit. He somehow found the time to notice that Dilon Monte looked like a porn starn in his prison jumpsuit...
The terrible duo left them moaning and wriggling in their now signature ductape cocoon, with a last, lame "sleep tight, brats! And you two watch the two other, looks like they could try to make babies or sumthin'... Arf arf arf...(that was Sneaky-B) Hey bro', I swear the curly one was looking at your pecs..." (That was Jumbo )
The Unicorn's great escape was a mixed experience, as you might imagine... A long process, yet nowhere near as long as the walk back toward civilization the next day.
Resulting news coverage got them their fifteen minutes, that they skillfully extended, starting with punchy choreos on every talk show you can think of... Modern happy end for them. The Montes are still hiding but Sheriff Comey from their hometown expects to hear from them sooner than later. "Those two are bad seeds, they can't help it and I'm ready for 'em" (unidentified southern accent...)"
This one is a totally inapropriate birthday gift to a gifted youngster ( just turned 16 ) who faves BiT on DA. He's a cool, quite mature kid starting a pro dancer career ( awesome vids ). I try to tell him to be more cautious on the net, he keeps me connected
To be honest, there's a trio of such kids on DA, acting as muses (ahem) for guys like me, they post pics, make funny comments that lighten your days...
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