Curvy private investigator gets caught snooping! (m)

[McMurdoPI]

The man and woman discussed how to deal with their captive. The man suggested, "well he is technically a pig for trying to report on us. Perhaps we should cook him up like a pig. We could fire up that old hogroaster behind the barn....with the squealing pig inside!"

McMurdo had heard of the brazen bull from greek times, a terrifying chamber bound and gagged prisoners would be placed in. The bull would be externally heated.

The bound man began to protest into his gag mightily at this. The female villain touched his gagged chin and held it, "don't worry, we need not do anything like that. We can just wall you up in the cellar...."