Limerick Challenge

[LordNelson]

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Limericks have a simple rhyming scheme but they can be more difficult than you may think. Some times finding words that rhyme is not easy. I challenge you to write a TUG limerick. Here is one to get things started;

There is a nice lady named Carol
Stark naked she had no apparel
Legs and arms tightly bound
Gagged mouth makes no sound
And then she got stuffed in a barrel

[LordNelson]

Lily wiggled frantically to get free
Her friends had tied her to a tree
Sometimes TUG games aren't much fun
When you really need to run
The poor girl desperately had to pee

[OldTUGger]

There once was a cute blonde named Lexi
Who thought herself terribly sexy
With her tightly hogtied
We could see with our eyes
That she also was pretty darned flexy

[Xtc]

Isn't there already a limerics thread?

A gay young, switch from Khartoum
Took another the same to his room.
They argued all night
Over who had the right
To do what, with which and to whom.

[Xtc]

Isn't there already a limerics thread?

A gay young, switch from Khartoum
Took another the same to his room.
They argued all night
Over who had the right
To do what, with which and to whom.

[Xtc]

A speedy young domme called Victoria
Tied up Sir Gerald du Maurier
Then fourteen blowhards
And the Brigade of Guards
And the band of the Waldorf Astoria.

[LordNelson]

I met The Queen one sunny day
A lovely woman with lots to say
She was charming and smart
And won over my heart
But I bound and gagged her anyway

[LordNelson]

I sat in my boring math class
And studied my teachers sexy ass
I imagined her bound in rope
But I knew there wasn't much hope
If I tied her up I wouldn't pass

[LordNelson]

Isn't there already a limericks thread?

I apologize for the redundancy if there is. I wasn't aware of it.

[LordNelson]

My sexy friend named Kelly
Lies hogtied on her belly
Hands and feet in the air
Her fingers wiggle there
Along side her toes so smelly

[Weird Aunt Ettie]

I'm trussed up with rope
Escape: not a hope
It's all my own work
(Call it a personal quirk)
But I still feel a bit of a dope

[LordNelson]

But I still feel a bit of a dope

No need to, that was great

[Dominik]

Each Sunday, a man from Lausanne
used to tie to a beech-tree his son.
The boy said “OK
that you tie me this way,
but a hogtie would be much more fun!”

[Alisonlovesropes]

There's a lady who lives,down my street
I made special arrangements to meet
Now with hands and feet bound
I wriggle around
As she scrapes her nails over my feet.

[LordNelson]

Kayleigh is feeling quite blue
She knows there's nothing to do
Bound by her bad brother
Hoped for rescue by mother
But it seems that he's tied her up too

[LordNelson]

Julie asked "Tie me up please?"
I replied "Get down on your knees"
Rope tied from foot to hand
Bound like that she cannot stand
Now she's ready for a tease