Bondage Puns
- TightsBound
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Bondage Puns
They say puns are the lowest form of humor, but I think that’s knot true.
Let’s see if I can rope more people into the pun fun!
Let’s see if I can rope more people into the pun fun!
- WillHBonney
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Let me show you the ropes.
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You need a better gag writer.
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This thread will have you gagging for more...
I’ll get my coat
I’ll get my coat
This is bound to be a cringey thread.
When getting tied by your S.O. “You’re a real catch!” Used it in my latest story!
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Let’s not get tied down to that theory.
I’ll get MY coat
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How on earth did i get roped in to adding to this thread? I guess its knot like there are other threads to add to
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Love is.....Tying the knot!
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We may have some loose ends to tie up before this is over
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Guess I'll stick around for a bit, you've caught my attention
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If you are too busy you could always ‘tape’ it?
- captured_prize
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I would have gotten to this thread sooner, but I was a little tied up.
Just your average crossdressing damsel in distress...
Check out my story here: https://tugstories.com/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=20583
Check out my story here: https://tugstories.com/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=20583
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I wanted to add to this thread, but I was stuck...
Thanks for reading. Feel free to comment.
Slackywacky, also @DeviantArt
My active stories:
Slackywacky, also @DeviantArt
My active stories:
- All in the family - Updated 22/05
- Bondage model by choice - Updated 31/05
- Hitchhiker - Updated 30/05
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You were bound to come around sooner or later
One day I was on a birthday party with my wife and toddler, in an indoor playground, great fun but very exhausting. The same evening I had planned to meet with some friends. But my wife wanted me to stay with her and rest.
So I called them to cancel and explained, I'm "hanging in the ropes" (a German expression when you're very tired, "in den Seilen hängen", I assume it comes from boxing). Little did they know that my wife was holding the telephone to my ear!
So I called them to cancel and explained, I'm "hanging in the ropes" (a German expression when you're very tired, "in den Seilen hängen", I assume it comes from boxing). Little did they know that my wife was holding the telephone to my ear!
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You know it was quite a gag that you were speechless at the surprise party.
I was bound to get some good vibes from you.
True fact: the 1930s comedy short Here Comes Flossie has a reference to vibrators when the passenger in a dilapidated car asks the driver "Well hot stuff, what do I owe you for the vibrator treatment?"
True fact: the 1930s comedy short Here Comes Flossie has a reference to vibrators when the passenger in a dilapidated car asks the driver "Well hot stuff, what do I owe you for the vibrator treatment?"
CGC Short Stories (F+f+/F+f+): viewtopic.php?f=8&t=20527
Find my other CGC Stories in the same link above!
Find my other CGC Stories in the same link above!
- Alisonlovesropes
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I’d love to join the conversation but I’m a bit tied up with work. I’ll be free later and gagging to join you. I’ll be tickled pink if you enjoy my gags.
Sometimes gagged, sometimes blindfold. Always barefoot.
- CapturedCarol
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Sorry I can’t answer this. I’ve been tied up with work all week and I’ll be chained to the kitchen sink all,weekend.
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As one by one the opponents have been kidnapped, bound and gagged...some might argue this contest is rigged!
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I’m a frayed knot!Bigballgag1 wrote: ↑1 year ago As one by one the opponents have been kidnapped, bound and gagged...some might argue this contest is rigged!
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I'd like to free up some resources but my hands are tied.
Is she out there, she who ties you up and then you stay tied up?
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I guess you’re in a real bind.
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Have you checked the resources binder? Maybe you could rope in more people to help?