Stories of Tie Up Games

THE STATE DOESN'T MAKE MISTAKES (5) The Rod [/b] Both convicts were left to the tender ministrations of the assembled spectators for what seemed like hours. In fact, after two hours the Duty Corporal took up his position. The rod in his hand was about two feet long and not much more than a quarter ...

But it is so difficult to comply with the rules if even being polite can get one into further trouble.
I wonder how long Jeremy will be there?

Absolutely, that is what makes it such a peaceful place.
And public entertainment is so cheap!

Or, indeed, accidentally!

Sounds like they're ready for a folk dance. Well, it takes all kinds of folks.

THE STATE DOESN'T MAKE MISTAKES (4) The Public Scaffold [/b] The Corporal dismounted and consulted another similarly uniformed officer before climbing up on the tumbrel with a hood in his hand. He absent-mindedly threaded a new cable tie through the hem at the open end and neither convict could jud...

Welcome to the League of TuGs Writers.
Good to have you on board.

But of course, @blackbound, and it is SO much cheaper than a prolonged incarceration.

It is a public place, @gag1195, so you never know who might be there.

THE STATE DOESN'T MAKE MISTAKES (3) The Director of Corrections [/b] As he came round, Patrick tried to listen for any sounds that might indicate the presence of anyone else in his tiny cell. He waited, he knew not for how long, until he thought that no one would expect him to stay lying on the flo...

Thank you.

I'd like to see a picture of that device.

TheOldPirate wrote: ↑1 month ago

Xtc wrote: ↑4 years ago ... a favourite Dave Allan joke:

Oh man, I used to love Dave Allen.

In the days before only bad guys smoked on television.

What? No crumpled paper?

Welcome to the "League of Crap-Handwriters", the upper bit is nearly as poor as mine but my best is poorer than the bottom half.
Thank God for the invention of the keyboard.

Glad about that. I shall eagerly await the revised ending.


. . . Well, where is it?

On never knows; perhaps Patrick will learn?

Thanks for replying to the tale, it made me feel better.

"Oh, I'm sure Kur's birthday will be completely uneventful."

Yeah, right!

I hope all the boys can take at least one day off work following the games.

I'm sure they didn't set him up for it. He merely made an unwise decision. Now his poor carers will have to do some extra work.

THE STATE NEVER MAKES MISTAKES (2) The Induction Cell When the helmet had been removed and the stifling hood unstrapped, Patrick realised gradually why he was no longer able to move. The induction cell was equipped for “interview” and medical examination. He found his ankles restrained by a metal b...

Hmmm . . .
I see it happen with others.

I am not into tech but perhaps someone else might be able to help.
@cj2125, @Johnsnow, @Veracity, @Solarbeast, @chadmc90
Please can you give our friend a better explanation than I have managed?
Thanks.

Thanks, @blackbound, may I suggest "calves to thighs"?

Oh, come on, @Pup Wingletang, don't be so harsh; I am old and easily cofused!

Sorry, I don't understand "Tie their ankles to their calves" or have I missed something. Does that imply right ankle to left knee or somethign like that?

Because you closed your account, this is gong to take quite some time.