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THE DORKY DETECTIVE: THE BOMBASTIC MILF
The Dorky Detective: The case of the bombastic milf: Missing Girls
“ The first week as a detective, we’ve gotta look good and convincing! “ Although it was only just eight AM Denise was already up and ready to tackle her day. She had showered already, had breakfast, and put on her casual outfit consisting of the simple purple sweater and skirt.
As she stood there admiring her outfit she could hear her dad yelling from down the stairs.
“ Sweetie, I’m heading out for work, don’t be late today alright? “
“ No worries Dad, I’ll be fine! See you around five! “ Denise yelled back.
Her father was a casual tall man around his 40’s with a somewhat casual demeanor, tending to a local supermarket as one of its owners during the week minus the weekends. As he began heading out, Denise gave herself one last look in the mirror before feeling satisfied and ready.
“ Let’s go! “ She took her phone from the charger and swung her bag on her back. As she walked down the staircase she quickly texted Stacey that she’d meet her at school regarding missing scout girls.
Some of them went missing the past few days and considering she had no lead towards the sock case, she decided to put herself to this task firsthand herself, especially knowing who was probably running the case at the moment.
“ No way we’re letting the coffee bros solve this case “ Denise told herself smugly as she headed outside. The sun was pleasantly shining outside the street, with only a soft cold breeze felt as Denise began her walk towards the school.
She arranged to meet up with Stacey to see if she’d know something more about this. And while walking down the street she gave it further thoughts herself. ‘ Why would anyone kidnap girl scouts and how come no one saw anything if it happened during broad daylight… ‘ She couldn’t quite put her finger on it.
She continued while she sighted around the streets, taking in the people. It didn’t make sense that no one would’ve seen anything unless it was happening closer by. She eventually reached the school itself and took the staircase to walk inside the hallway.
‘ Where is she, shouldn’t be the hardest girl to pick out of a line ‘ Denise inwardly told herself as she looked at all the students gathering around their lockers and doing their usual gossiping.
‘ Bingo! ‘ She spotted Stacey in the distance as she was closing her locker and turned around to spot Denise. She returned a slight look of surprise as she walked towards her.
“ You’re early, I was expecting you’d be here around the break “ “ What can I say, early birds catch thieves faster “
Stacey inwardly felt to justify the saying, it was something she just couldn’t slide at school.
“ Actually the phrase is…. “ Stacey began, but as she saw Denise standing there proudly with her pose, she instead rolled her eyes and decided to be at her best behavior.
“ I’ll have to head class though, I only got three lessons though “
" Right class " Denise let out a soft sigh, she was hoping to let Stacey tag along before realizing the girl had her lessons. She couldn't blame anyone but herself for getting out this early and assuming Stacey would've all the time to help her out.
She smiled with glee and nodded. “ That’s fine, we’ll just meet at the school yard in about three, how about that? “
Stacey nodded, although an idea popped up, something that would be the best move for her.
“ Why not visit Miss Summers? “
“ Who? “ Denise asked in surprise as Stacey pointed to the hall towards their left.
“ The girl’s missing are all from her class, maybe she’s got something to help you out with? “
Denise looked at the hall and nodded before turning her gaze at Stacey. “ Thanks! Good luck with your class “
Stacey groaned at the thought as she was however aware her homework didn’t go as planned. “ Can’t be worse than last night, gotta run! “ Stacey started to dash towards her class while Denise began walking towards the hall where a thought occurred.
“ I Should’ve probably asked which classroom it is “
She then saw a janitor mopping around the floor and decided to approach him.
“ Excuse me sir, I’m looking for Miss summers, do you know which class she’s in? “
The janitor swiped around as he than turned around hearing the girl speaking at him. He placed the mop back into it’s bucket before answering. “ Last room at the hall, it’s got some historical symbol so you can’t miss it “
“ Thanks, moving on “ Denise eager walked towards the end of the hall.
Meanwhile, inside the history class Stacey finished explaining to her teacher what happened.
Her teacher was a somewhat stern type that could be placed in a military line.
Stern demeanor, a tightly combed hair cut and his belt so tight around his jeans.
He stood there with his arms crossed, shaking his head in disbelief.
“ What do you mean I’m not buying it? “ Stacey added in mild frustration.
She told him everything that happened last night and how she wasn’t able to do her homework, but he didn’t buy it.
“ The dog ate it, my brother has it, a burglar with socks took it… “
The teacher spoke with a harsh tone as the class itself remained mostly silent with only a few students gossiping at a soft tone.
“ No way she was robbed… “
“ Well it could’ve been true? “
Stacey turned her head hearing them behind her before turning her gaze at her teacher.
“ You can ask the police, I was tied in my… “ Stacey paused as she reflected on last night
‘ Better leave those details out ‘ She inwardly thought
“ .. my room, I struggled all night! “
“ You can do so again, I expect your report tomorrow, now I don’t want to hear anymore! “
Stacey felt like slamming her face at her desk as the teacher continued tending to the other student’s.
‘ Sure would be a shame if I got robbed again tonight! ‘ She groaned to herself.
Meanwhile Denise reached the end of the hall and looked at the door on the left. ‘ Bingo! ‘
She opened the door and stepped inside “ Sorry to bother.. “ To surprise the room itself was entirely empty, although a bit of a sound was coming from the back of the class room.
She shrugs and closes the door behind her as she walked towards what seemed to be spare room. “ Umm Ma’am, are you in there? “
“ Just a second darling! “ A pleasant female voice answered from behind the door.
Inside were two women, a tall blonde woman with a viciously stunning body, long locks of blonde hair, and a somewhat unique set of pupils these being green as well as a white one, likely a damaged eye.
The other was Miss Summers, a brunette with short brown hair and a pair of freckles dotting her cheeks. She was sitting in the chair, her entire body tightly bound as she had her mouth just stuffed with a pair of underwear before the blonde woman, known as Demi had it taped shut for her.
Miss Summers was still under the chloroform and her moaned muffles were faint due to both the gag as the door to be heard from the other side, despite frantically trying to wiggle in the chair while Demi had pulled on the teacher’s denim skirt and top in an attempt to impersonate her. “ Just tying a loose knot dear! “
Demi spoke further as she took a small cloth and reached for the bottle of chloroform.
The brunette shook her head angrily in response while she was soaking it with and tying it around Miss Summer’s mouth to keep her nicely asleep for the remainder of the morning.
Denise impatiently began walking around the classroom a bit before she turned around hearing the door open, and the blonde lady walked out while quickly closing the door behind her. “ Sorry about that, so what can I do for you? “
Demi asked as she began taking a seat in the former teacher’s chair as Denise took her position in front of the desk.
“ Well Miss, I’m a detective and I’ve been told your classmates or some of them are missing “
Demi returned a somewhat look of surprise hearing the words, she was expecting a student not a detective, but rather than feeling overwhelmed or surprised she was excited.
“ I’m actually quite aware of that yes, really unfortunate isn’t it? “
“ Don’t worry Ma’am, I plan to find out who’s doing it, but I have no idea yet. “
“ Well the girls in particular were each girl scouts “ Demi explained as Denise quickly pulled forth her phone and started typing what was told, nodding.
“ Most of them were going around the neighborhood just a few blocks behind the school “
“ A good place to start, gotcha! “ She smiled happily with the given information as she returned her phone but than heard a vague tapping against the room in the back.
“ Um, is that normal? “ She asked raising a brow as Demi turned to the door and shrugged it off “ O, probably something determined to get out, a pretty little rat I’d say “
Denise chuckled lightly before giving it no further thought.
“ Well thanks for the info Ma’am, I’ll better get going, bye! “
Denise waved as Demi returned the gesture and watched the girl exit the classroom.
She went through her hair as she pondered a brief bit by what just happened.
She hadn’t been caught or chased up until this point when arriving in the city.
But a young cute detective running around the city was something she couldn’t just ignore.
“ How about that, maybe this girl will give us a hard time.. “ She smirked to the thought and turned around as she heard some moaning coming out of the spare room.
“ Speaking of fun, it’s time to enjoy your company darling.
A few hours passed by, time Denise had spent chattering with various other students in attempts to get a little more of an idea what would be going on, and aside some useless pointers by students, it was least clear that all the girls were girl scouts and all last seen in the exact same neighborhood.
Bearing that in mind, she decided the best move would be to go undercover as girls scouts.
And as said it was done, Stacey borrowed the costumes from the drama class and the two headed down to the place. They brought a trolly with additional boxes of cookies to help blend in.
As the two headed down the streets, Denise couldn't help but continuously fidget the skirt with her fingers due to the uncomfortable size of it.
‘ This is way too short, how do girl’s wear this? ‘
“ Don’t tell me you’re gonna tear the skirt out before we get to our first door “
Stacey dryly remarked, sighting Denise who gave her a quirky shrug
“ Hey, I wouldn’t have if you took the right size “
“ Look I said I was sorry, they had nothing else “ Stacey answered while trying to sound apologetic. Eventually the pair reached spring street and decided to start their investigation.
Stacey took out her phone for additional feedback as Stacey was tasked to hold onto the cookies. She expressed slight annoyance as she realized she was going to be the one hitting door after door.
“ Okay, remind me again why I have to do this? “
“ Because you’re much better suiting as a scout than I am, and I suit better as detective. “
She added proudly as Stacey sighed and began walking her way to the first house.
She walked up to the door and looked back at Denise for something, who raised both her thumbs gleefully.
‘ Sure, that’s helpful ‘ She took a deep breath and rang the doorbell.
After some vague noises inside the door opened and a somewhat middle aged man opened up.
“ Look I’m very busy, I’ve gotta do my chores.. I gotta clean the dishes “
“ And I’m here selling cookies, these will totally make your lousy day much better! “
Stacey remarked, holding the box up for the man who scoffed some inaudible words before slamming the door closed.
“… They’re with chocolate and.. great “ She shook it off and continued going down to the next doors, while all that happened Denise eager took notes but instead of focusing on Stacey, she heard a familiar voice behind her that caused her to turn around.
“ Hey, if it isn’t our detective friend, decided to sell cookies instead have you? “ Officer Barney spoke smug as he and Officer Daniels were walking down the streets doing their usual patrol.
" I'll have you know I'm working on a new case, and this will totally proof who's better " Denise retorted with a similar tone but the two men mostly exchanged soft laughter before Officer Daniels decided to play along.
“ Sure kid, keep telling yourself that! “ He added amused as Barney felt curious however.
“ So, what’s the case? “ He asked, but Denise raised a brow before in response.
“ As I’ll tell you, my friend and I are in the middle of a breakdown. “
The two men looked around the streets before Barney began rubbing his chin.
“ I’m not sure I’m seeing a friend, you sure you’re fit for this girl? “
“ What do you mean? “ Denise responded bewildered as she pointed to where Stacey supposedly had to be before she realized no one was going door to door.
As she stood there with her jaw inwardly dropped, the two chuckled and walked onwards.
“ Kids these day’s, let’s get ourselves a coffee! “
“ ..Funny Stacey, where are you “ Denise began running through the street, looking left to right but she didn’t see anyone around at all. A little worried she reached for her phone and decided to call, maybe she had sneaked out or something.
“ Pick up, come on “ A bit impatiently she stood there but there was no answer, she sighed as she returned her phone and looked around her.
“ I turn my back a second and this happens, maybe the donut brothers had a point… “
As she stood there reflecting for a moment, she worked up a confident smile and shook it off. “ Not gonna happen, if something happened to her, it’ll be on me.. let’s hit the doors “
With that, she took a box of cookies herself and repeated the same pattern Stacey supposedly had been doing as well before she just vanished. She worked up a casual smile and rang the doorbell.
The door opened and the same somewhat grumpier man opened the door, as he saw Denise standing there with the same outfit his face quickly became as sour as it could be.
“ Not again, come on.. “
“ Sorry sir, but my friend just disappeared, and as a detective that has me worried. “
“ Wait, detective? You’re not a girl scout, well call me relieved
“ The man suddenly started to breathe a soft sigh of relief before he worked up a wry smile.
“ Sorry kiddo, it’s just that they come nonstop “
“ Been there, well I won’t occupy more of your time sir! “
“ Don’t worry, so long as you ain’t selling cookies.. you’re welcome to visit! “
The man eager laughed before closing the door, leaving Denise a bit bewildered before shrugging it off “ Sure.. “
She proceeded to hit the next door, her smile as glee as she could as an adult man opened up.
“ Great, not again.. “ The man sighed, clearly bothered.
“ Listen kid I’m in bed and I’m determined to get back in there with someone “
“ It won’t take long sir, I was investigating not really selling cookies actually “
Denise said as the man raised a brow briefly to that before just shrugging in response
“ Whatever works “
“ My friend is missing, don’t suppose you noticed anything strange around here? “
The man thought to the question some before shaking his head.
“ Nothing, well the lady next door is a bit of a..weirdo, but I guess that’s what age does “
Denise took a note in her phone as she chuckled in response.
“ Yea, that it does.. well, that’s all! “
“ Excellent, I gotta get back to bed.. if you know what I mean! “
The man started laughing somewhat creepy before Denise nodded and walked down the stairway.
“ Sleeping during the day, that’s totally normal I guess “
She told herself as she went to the next door, she took a deep breath as she rang the doorbell. ‘ Just two more, one of them has to be it.. ‘
After a few seconds pass, a somewhat elderly woman opens up, immediately smiling at Denise. “ Oooooooh girl scouts, oh darling you remind me of myself when I was younger! “ The woman spoke with a glee exaggerated tone that most elders would use when addressing teens.
Denise awkwardly stood there clearing her throat before stating her business.
“ Actually I’m a detective and my friend was.. “ Denise began, but she was quickly interrupted “ O was she your friend? O she was so polite when she visited! “
The woman spoke out further as she began reaching for her wallet. “ I’ll happily buy your box too, how much was it again dearest? “
“ I’m.. never mind, that’s just two dollars miss “
Denise gave up trying, handing the box to the old lady who in turn passed the money to Denise. “ Thank you dear, o aren’t you the sweetest! “
Denise forced a wry smile as she nodded “ I really gotta go though, enjoy the cookies! “
She didn’t hesitate as she walked down the staircase, hearing the woman talk for a bit longer before hearing the door close behind her.
She didn’t look back and reached for her phone immediately.
“ Okay suspect the weird grandma.. “ Denise took a note in her phone, returning a suspicious look at the residence before heading to the last door.
As she rang the doorbell she realized she had no box left in her hands.
‘ O darn! ‘ She wanted to dash back but as the door opened she swiftly turned around and smiled.
“ Good day Ma’am! “
“ O, hello dear! “ A redheaded woman opened, smiling happy as she saw Denise.
“ If you’re selling cookies dear, I’m afraid you’re a little empty “
The woman laughed softly as Denise awkwardly chuckled in response before she shook her head.
“ Sorry Ma’am, I’m actually a detective! " Denise explained as the woman stood there smiling.
' A detective, she can join her friend then ' Inwardly the woman smirked but kept her smile as passionate as possible as she nodded towards Denise, eager to invite her inside her home.
" my friend went missing just now and I’m looking for her “
Denise explained.
“ Well, why don’t you come in? It’s no use standing in the cold “
“ O, that would probably be fine! “ Denise eager accepted the offer and followed her inside.
