This might be the first time I'm sad that Zack is in the poll.
This might be taken out of context, so let me explain:
It's all too clear that the current contestants are the "final boss ones", so to speak, all with muscle-full bodies and reeking gag opportunities ( maybe not Bob since we don't know him that well, but considering the characters with whom he's paired up, he must have some dirty rags to speak of).
Being presented, only physically speaking now, with five men with marble-cut bodies, "
daddies", I'm inclined to go with the actual dads
Bob and Mitch undoubtedly fit the criteria and their jobs, too, are usually lusted-after positions by subs like me, giving more than enough opportunity to generously sweat in thick underwear or a thick pair of socks required to work as firefighters and policemen. ( and I know that Nick's construction workplace is also lustful and generous in gag opportunities, but he's not in the daddy zone yet *insert whiteboard with lines and statistics for daddy and zaddy*).
All this, and the already too many times mentioned pungent gag opportunities, would've made my choice a showdown between Bob and Mitch ( which Mitch would've won due to his older position here on the board).
Alas, that's a showdown that was never meant to be since Zack will always take residence in my choices. His first place here is also justified by the notoriety of his hockey ba, at least part of whose contents should find itself in that laundry hamper. So I'm only partially sad, though I would've truly wanted to give one of the papa bears some love and some points
