Limericks
- gaggednbarefoot
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Limericks
There's a Cougar that lives on our street,
With a fetish for younger men's feet.
When she wants a new toy
She seduces a boy
And ties him tightly and neat.
With a fetish for younger men's feet.
When she wants a new toy
She seduces a boy
And ties him tightly and neat.
And the next one, right this way, please.
They all say boxer shorts are cool,
but little Speedos always rule.
but little Speedos always rule.
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Monique had a wonderful bust.
In men it caused nothing but lust.
But if they came near it,
Before they could feel it,
They ended up stripped gagged and trussed.
In men it caused nothing but lust.
But if they came near it,
Before they could feel it,
They ended up stripped gagged and trussed.
Sometimes gagged, sometimes blindfold. Always barefoot.
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There was a young rigger named Sue,
Whose knot tying just wouldn't do.
Whoever she tied,
Her efforts defied,
Getting loose in a moment or two.
Whose knot tying just wouldn't do.
Whoever she tied,
Her efforts defied,
Getting loose in a moment or two.
Is she out there, she who ties you up and then you stay tied up?
Nicely done.
When someone tried this on the 'old site' the results wee rubbish; these are much better.
When someone tried this on the 'old site' the results wee rubbish; these are much better.
They all say boxer shorts are cool,
but little Speedos always rule.
but little Speedos always rule.
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There was a young damsel from Spain,
Who liked to be bound with a chain.
She liked it done tight
So she stayed there all night
To be found next day struggling in vain.
Who liked to be bound with a chain.
She liked it done tight
So she stayed there all night
To be found next day struggling in vain.
Is she out there, she who ties you up and then you stay tied up?
A young bondage top form Khartoum
Took another the same to his room.
They argued all night
Over who had the right
To do what, with which, and to whom.
Took another the same to his room.
They argued all night
Over who had the right
To do what, with which, and to whom.
They all say boxer shorts are cool,
but little Speedos always rule.
but little Speedos always rule.
An efficient young madame called Gloria
Tied up Sir Gerald du Maurier,
Then the Brigade of Guards,
And five Royal Huzzars
And the band of the Waldorf Astoria.
(With thanks to the tradition.)
Tied up Sir Gerald du Maurier,
Then the Brigade of Guards,
And five Royal Huzzars
And the band of the Waldorf Astoria.
(With thanks to the tradition.)
They all say boxer shorts are cool,
but little Speedos always rule.
but little Speedos always rule.
There once was a girl of Stanhope,
who met a man in love with rope.
He tied her like a hog,
and sometimes as a frog,
as his prisoner had lost all hope.
who met a man in love with rope.
He tied her like a hog,
and sometimes as a frog,
as his prisoner had lost all hope.
The Tangled Maiden completed
Bound to be Dared May 28th
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Bound to be Dared May 28th
Spy Camp June 2nd
All My Stories On This Site
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There was a young fellow called Dave
Desiring to be some girl's slave.
He dreamed every night,
Of her tying him tight,
And leaving him there with a wave.
Desiring to be some girl's slave.
He dreamed every night,
Of her tying him tight,
And leaving him there with a wave.
Is she out there, she who ties you up and then you stay tied up?
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There was a girl, surname McDuff,
Of bondage she couldn't get enough.
Tied front or behind back,
By rope, tape, saran wrap,
Or even locked up in handcuffs.
Of bondage she couldn't get enough.
Tied front or behind back,
By rope, tape, saran wrap,
Or even locked up in handcuffs.
Is she out there, she who ties you up and then you stay tied up?
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There was an old domme who would say
She had tied many men every day.
Hard bondage or light,
It must have been a sight,
For none of them ever got away.
She had tied many men every day.
Hard bondage or light,
It must have been a sight,
For none of them ever got away.
Is she out there, she who ties you up and then you stay tied up?
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There was an old guy from Dunoon,
Who the domme thought of as a loon.
When she had him tied,
He just rolled on his side
And fell into a deep and long swoon.
Who the domme thought of as a loon.
When she had him tied,
He just rolled on his side
And fell into a deep and long swoon.
Is she out there, she who ties you up and then you stay tied up?
There was a young lass named Nicole
Who was bound with strong ropes to a pole
She struggled and strained
And so loudly complained
That I gleefully gagged her pie-hole.
Who was bound with strong ropes to a pole
She struggled and strained
And so loudly complained
That I gleefully gagged her pie-hole.
Links to all of my stories can be found here in the Story Catalog: https://www.tugstories.com/viewtopic.php?f=46&t=6023
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rafeylovesbonds wrote: ↑4 years ago There was an old domme who would say
She had tied many men every day.
Hard bondage or light,
It must have been right,
For none of them ever got away.
Is she out there, she who ties you up and then you stay tied up?
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There was a young girl called Marlene,
Who of knot-tying was the queen.
If she tied you tight,
You'd stay there all night,
For she'd leave you there cos she's mean.
Who of knot-tying was the queen.
If she tied you tight,
You'd stay there all night,
For she'd leave you there cos she's mean.
Is she out there, she who ties you up and then you stay tied up?
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There was a young girl called Mai Ling,
Who tied people up in Peking.
At knots she was ace,
Discreet was her place,
But full of folk bound and struggling.
Who tied people up in Peking.
At knots she was ace,
Discreet was her place,
But full of folk bound and struggling.
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Is she out there, she who ties you up and then you stay tied up?
On Tuesday a young lass from Ryde
Several young fellows had tied.
She said, " You must know
That I'll soon let you go".
But by Friday they knew she had lied.
Several young fellows had tied.
She said, " You must know
That I'll soon let you go".
But by Friday they knew she had lied.
They all say boxer shorts are cool,
but little Speedos always rule.
but little Speedos always rule.
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There was a young girl who was bored,
So she tied herself up with some cord.
She struggled and fought,
All night but for naught,
No escape room did her bonds afford.
So she tied herself up with some cord.
She struggled and fought,
All night but for naught,
No escape room did her bonds afford.
Is she out there, she who ties you up and then you stay tied up?
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Come on everybody! Strain your brains and let's see some more contributions, and contributors, to this thread!
Is she out there, she who ties you up and then you stay tied up?
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There once was a lass quite coquettish
Who asked men to help with her fetish.
"Please wrap me in tape
So I cannot escape.
It just makes my you-know-what wettish."
Who asked men to help with her fetish.
"Please wrap me in tape
So I cannot escape.
It just makes my you-know-what wettish."
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Now that's a good one! Thanks, @cellofello
Is she out there, she who ties you up and then you stay tied up?