Bondage Puns

[TightsBound]

They say puns are the lowest form of humor, but I think that’s knot true.

Let’s see if I can rope more people into the pun fun!

[WillHBonney]

Let me show you the ropes.

[Inkstain]

You need a better gag writer.

[Bigballgag1]

This thread will have you gagging for more...

I’ll get my coat

[Nexus]

This is bound to be a cringey thread.

[Tugs4fun]

When getting tied by your S.O. “You’re a real catch!” Used it in my latest story!

[TightsBound]

This thread will have you gagging for more...

I’ll get my coat

Let’s not get tied down to that theory.

I’ll get MY coat

[Bigballgag1]

How on earth did i get roped in to adding to this thread? I guess its knot like there are other threads to add to

[Silkenvixen]

Love is.....Tying the knot!

[TightsBound]

We may have some loose ends to tie up before this is over

[LockedCheeseBird]

Guess I'll stick around for a bit, you've caught my attention

[Bigballgag1]

Guess I'll stick around for a bit, you've caught my attention

If you are too busy you could always ‘tape’ it?

[captured_prize]

I would have gotten to this thread sooner, but I was a little tied up.

[slackywacky]

I wanted to add to this thread, but I was stuck...

[TightsBound]

I wanted to add to this thread, but I was stuck...

You were bound to come around sooner or later

[uemndlr]

One day I was on a birthday party with my wife and toddler, in an indoor playground, great fun but very exhausting. The same evening I had planned to meet with some friends. But my wife wanted me to stay with her and rest.

So I called them to cancel and explained, I'm "hanging in the ropes" (a German expression when you're very tired, "in den Seilen hängen", I assume it comes from boxing). Little did they know that my wife was holding the telephone to my ear!

[sami200456boyfriend]

You know it was quite a gag that you were speechless at the surprise party.

[AlexUSA3]

I was bound to get some good vibes from you.

True fact: the 1930s comedy short Here Comes Flossie has a reference to vibrators when the passenger in a dilapidated car asks the driver "Well hot stuff, what do I owe you for the vibrator treatment?"

[Alisonlovesropes]

I’d love to join the conversation but I’m a bit tied up with work. I’ll be free later and gagging to join you. I’ll be tickled pink if you enjoy my gags.

[CapturedCarol]

Sorry I can’t answer this. I’ve been tied up with work all week and I’ll be chained to the kitchen sink all,weekend.

[Bigballgag1]

As one by one the opponents have been kidnapped, bound and gagged...some might argue this contest is rigged!

[TightsBound]

As one by one the opponents have been kidnapped, bound and gagged...some might argue this contest is rigged!

I’m a frayed knot!

[rafeylovesbonds]

I'd like to free up some resources but my hands are tied.

[TightsBound]

I'd like to free up some resources but my hands are tied.

I guess you’re in a real bind.

[Bigballgag1]

I'd like to free up some resources but my hands are tied.

I guess you’re in a real bind.

Have you checked the resources binder? Maybe you could rope in more people to help?