The Samantha Ward Fun Time Damsel Variety Hour (M/F)

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The Samantha Ward Fun Time Damsel Variety Hour (M/F)

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“Good evening Miss Ward”


“Mmmpphh mpph”


“I’m sorry, I can’t understand you with that thing in your mouth”


“Mmm mmmphh mmp mpph mppph”


“Here, let me”


“Say, thanks for removing my gag Mister”


“Don’t mention it”


“But you seem to have me at a disadvantage - I’m afraid we’ve yet to be formally introduced”


“Oh, how rude of me - I’m your interrogator for the evening”


“You are? How delightful, and is there a Mrs Interrogator? I’d shake your hand but one of your colleagues saw fit to tie them behind my back”


“So I see”


“Not that I’m complaining you understand”


“Of course not”


“I appreciate that you all have jobs to do,”


“That’s very accommodating of you”


“But maybe you can tell him to go a little easier on the rope - he’s got me wrapped up tight like a Christmas goose”


“No doubt a sensible precaution considering your much vaunted skills as an escape artist”


“Hrumph, well, that’s as maybe, but perhaps next time he can try to use a less abrasive material- wait, you mean to say you’ve heard of me?”


“Who hasn't? The teen detective in the pleated skirt who has managed to solve countless crimes despite getting tied up in almost every one of her cases? I imagine everyone in the Crookville criminal community has heard of you!”


“Sounds like someone’s a fan of my blog - would you like me to sign something before I go? My school tie perhaps? You won’t believe how much the genuine articles go for on e-bay”


“And your customers, by any chance do they pay extra for the scarves f they’ve been used to gag you?”


"My, my what a capital idea - do you really think they would?”


“I've got a hunch they just might”


“Haha! Well, I never. Maybe you should charge a consultation fee?"


"That's okay, if you answer all my questions we'll call it even"


"Ah yes, the 'interrogation' you mentioned earlier. So, how do you want this to play out?”


“Well, it’s relatively standard, boiler plate stuff - I ask you a bunch of questions - you answer them, in full, leaving out no detail, however insignificant”


“And if I refuse?”


“Just to be clear, are you refusing to answer my questions?”


“Not yet, but I’d like to explore all my options before I make a firm commitment either way,..”


“Well, I can respect that - okay, let me put it this way, if you do prove to be uncooperative then I might be obliged to torture you”


“Whips, chains, leather straps, don’t threaten me with a good time”


“Ah, I had a feeling you might say that”


“Oh?”


“Which is why I bought this instead”


“A giant yellow feather?!”


“That’s right Sam, a giant yellow feather”


“I don’t understand, are you going to feed me to the bird that that belonged to, or-

Hey! Why are you taking my shoes and socks off?”


“Shh, spoilers!”


“Mmmphhh mmmp mpppph mphhhh!”


“Now, where were we? Oh yes, that’s right. You were about to tell me every last detail of your plan to bring my employer to justice, or I was going to introduce this giant feather to the soles of your feet”


“Mmph mmpphhh!”


“Oh, wouldn’t I?”


“Mmm mmm mmmm, mmmp mmmp mmppp, mmmp mmmp mmmmmpph, mmmp mpph, mmpppp mmmppppppppphh”


“There. Now, are you ready to cooperate?”


“Ok, ok you win. I’ll talk, I’ll talk”


“An excellent decision”


“Wait a minute”


“Yes?”


“I didn’t say stop,..”
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Your stories are always so much fun, and this is no exception! I'm a sucker for the little comedic spin on the dialogue
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Hahaha. Love it. She really wants to be tied up and tickle tortured.
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It is amazing how you can create such an engaging story with just dialogue, I think I'm going to read a few more stories from you!
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TheOfficeOrc wrote: 2 years ago Your stories are always so much fun, and this is no exception! I'm a sucker for the little comedic spin on the dialogue
Aww, thanks for commenting. I'm so glad you've been enjoying my stories :D
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JulieG wrote: 2 years ago Hahaha. Love it. She really wants to be tied up and tickle tortured.
Hehe! Yay! I cannot tell a lie - I'm not, not enjoying it,.. ;)
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TimChimp wrote: 2 years ago It is amazing how you can create such an engaging story with just dialogue, I think I'm going to read a few more stories from you!
Thank you so much. I thought it would be a fun challenge to set myself - so glad you enjoyed the results.
Haha! Be my guest - it should keep you busy at least as I've written more than a few :D
Be sure to let me know what you think!
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Stiletto Amore wrote: 2 years ago
JulieG wrote: 2 years ago Hahaha. Love it. She really wants to be tied up and tickle tortured.
Hehe! Yay! I cannot tell a lie - I'm not, not enjoying it,.. ;)
What a round about convoluted double negative flawed way of saying: I was right!
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JulieG wrote: 2 years ago
Stiletto Amore wrote: 2 years ago
JulieG wrote: 2 years ago Hahaha. Love it. She really wants to be tied up and tickle tortured.
Hehe! Yay! I cannot tell a lie - I'm not, not enjoying it,.. ;)
What a round about convoluted double negative flawed way of saying: I was right!
Haha! Well, I'd love to say more, but my lips are sealed,.. (literally!) ;)
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