The Many Speciality Zombie Burritos. (Any Person)

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The Many Specialty Zombie Burritos that will become popular once the Zombie
Apocalypse happens. These recipes will be perfect for the zombie who does not want to deal
with the hassle of chasing after their meal. It will also be perfect for either the pacifist who still
has those same beliefs during the apocalypse, the person that has had enough of the craziness
and just wants it to stop, the person who is in a tight spot and has a great friend willing to
sacrifice themselves for the other people to live, or the person who is just willing to use another
person as bait for whatever reason.

1. Zombie Burrito - Just a straightforward alive human who is in some way turned into a
burrito.

A. Bed Sheet/ Fabric Version
B. Sleeping Bag/ Sleep Sack Version
C. Pantyhose/ BodyHose Version
D. Shipping Materials Version
E. 100 Layer Challenge Version
F. Vacuum - Bed Version
G. Household Material Version
H. Rope Version

A. Zombie Breakfast Bed Sheet Burrito
Ingredients/ Supplies -
Prices Courtesy of Target.com, But items will be free During Apocalypse
These Ingredients/ Supplies can be substituted for Fabric as well if there is no
bed sheets in your vicinity. Prices May Vary.

Human Price: Zombie Price:
1. 1 Alive Human Free Free
2. 1 Queen Sized Comforter $30-$100+ Free
3. 1 King-Sized Comforter $40-$120+ Free
4. 4 Queen-Sized Flat Sheets $40-$120+ Free
5. 1 Cut-Diagonally
Queen-Sized Fitted Sheet $10-$100+ Free
6. Other Optional Ingredients Depends Free

Directions
Wrap Prep
- First off let’s get the wrap ready to go before we start tying the victim up. The
first thing I like to do is to lay the materials out on a flat surface. The materials I like to
use are two different sized comforters and another flat sheet. I have found out that a
queen size and a king size comforters are a perfect size. But preferably you would
want one that is roughly the victim’s size and the other one needs to be larger than the
victim. The flat sheet should also at least be the size of the victim. The way you want to
lay these materials out is to use the comforter that is the size of the victim and lay it out
first on the flat surface. Next would come the larger sized comforter on top of the other.
And lastly would be the flat sheet, but this should be laid out in the opposite direction of
the comforters and should be used at the top half off the flat surface. The flat sheet is
going to be used on the arms and up to the neck area.
Inside The Burrito Prep
- Once the wrap has been laid out, it is time to tie up the victim. You will need 3
flat sheets that are of equal or greater size to your victim. I like to use of equal size
myself though. And you will need to have cut in half in a diagonal fashion a fitted sheet
that is similar in size to the flat sheets. First, we will tie the ankles with a large flat sheet.
Then take the remaining sheet and take each end over the middle of the tie in opposite
directions to form a cinch. Then once that is completed tie the remaining off.
- Next, you will want to take the other two large flat sheets and tie their arms to their
side. The way that works the best is to tie each sheet two different times around the
arms and body using as much of the sheet as possible.
Lastly, you will take one half of the cut up fitted sheet and will tie the victim’s wrists up. If
you are doing this to yourself you will want to prep both the fitted sheets and the flat
sheets first for your upper body before you do any actual bondage. Once prep has been
completed you should be able to slip your arms in between the flat sheets and your
body, and then slip the wrist tie on. Also if you are doing this to yourself, you would want
to put a gag on before fully binding your upper body. And for everyone else, this is the
simplest way to tie the victim up, so feel free to add any additional ties to the body before
you start to wrap the body up.
Creating The Burrito - Final Stage
- When the victim is fully tied up and the wrap is ready, it is ready to begin
finalizing the meal. Have the victim layout vertically on top of the comforters and partially
the flat sheet. But make sure that is the same way the comforters have been set up.
The flat sheet should be laying on top of the comforters in the opposite orientation at the
upper body area. Before you start to wrap yourself or the victim, it is important to note

that there should be a few inches of comforters both on the left side of the victim and at
the bottom of their feet. Ideally, the inches to the left will help make sure the victim gets
fully wrapped in everything. And the inches below their feet will make the wrap end up
being like a burrito. So what you would want to do is to fold what is remaining down at
the bottom over the victim’s feet, and then fold the rest back in a similar fashion making
sure that the placement is relatively where their feet and legs are going to end up. Once
this has been confirmed, the victim can start to wrap themselves up. Yes, the victim
should be able to do it themselves, and if they are going in a slightly tilted downward
angle this wants you to want. But make sure that during this process the head is not
being covered. A head covered is going to get you a bad Yelp review from the zombies.
A good wrap should consist of rolling the victim up 2-4 tight rolls. If you do more and the
outcome is that the wrap gets tighter each time, then that is fine. But if you are getting
the opposite outcome for each additional wrap than it is time to stop. This is a
completed Zombie Burrito if you have done this yourself. But if you have done it to
someone else you may want to use a couple more flat or fitted sheets. This is to tie up
the victim a little more so they do not unwrap themselves at any time.
B. Zombie Sleepy Time Sleeping Bag Burrito
Ingredients/ Supplies -
Prices Courtesy of Amazon - This burrito can be made by using either
Sleeping Bag(s) or a Sleep Sack depending on what is most accessible to
you. Prices will Vary.

Human Prices: Zombie Prices:
1. 1 Alive Human: Free Free
2. 1+ Sleeping Bag(s): $10+ - $7,000+ Free
3. Other Optional Ingredients: Depends Free

Directions:
Prep:
- This stage is the ideal time to get out your sleeping bag, or sleep sack and lay
them out in the area you want to be. It is also time to get out other items you want to be tied in.
This method only initially needs the use of the item the victim will be tied in and that’s it. But if
you want to tie them up first and then trap them in the sleeping bag or sleep sack it would be
better. You can even go as far as to tie them up, trap them, and then tie them again so they fully
cannot get out. I personally try and tie myself up first and then trap myself into the sleeping
bag(s). If there is something you want to put on the victim or the victim wants on their body,
then now would be the time to do that. This is with the exception of the blindfold as the victim
needs to be able to see to move around first.

Finalizing the Inside and Creating The Burrito - Final Stage:
- At this point, if the victim is ready, tied up or not, they are able to get into the
sleeping bag or sleep sack. Once inside a sleeping bag, it is somewhat easy to move around
depending on the shape of the sleeping bag that was chosen. But in a sleep sack, it is generally
very difficult to move around, so it should be noted that if you have chosen this method than get
everything else done first and the last step should be to get into it once finished. In a sleeping
bag, however, it is fairly easy to move around and adjust. So if you are the victim, then have
your tyee further try and trap you in and tie you up more. But if you are doing this by yourself
then follow the first step to the best of your ability then get into the trap. Once inside the
sleeping bag, you should be able to pull as hard as possible on any and all strings and then knot
them off when done. This will make it even harder to get out of the mummy sleeping bag. But if
you have a rectangular sleeping bag, then try and tie your lower body in it as much as possible
so that you cannot get out either. It should not matter if your head is out or not. Also the more
sleeping bags the victim is tied in, the less of a chance of escaping.

I had initially​ planned on showcasing more ways of bondage in this story, but I have not touched it in months. Again, this was another story I had written for the old site. ​

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